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AI receptionist

The call you can't take, answered on the first ring

It sounds like your business, knows your services and prices, books the job into your calendar, and texts you what happened. From $149 a month.

How it works

Three steps, then it runs itself

STEP 01

It learns your business

I write the script around your real services, prices, hours, service area and the questions you're sick of answering. You approve every word before it goes live.

STEP 02

Your phone still rings first

Nothing changes about how you work. The AI only picks up what would otherwise have rung out — after hours, during lunch, or while you're on the other line.

STEP 03

It books and reports back

It answers the question, books the appointment into your calendar, and texts you a summary. You get the full transcript either way.

STEP 04

We tune it on real calls

Two weeks of listening to what actually gets asked, and adjusting. This is the part most people skip and it's the part that makes it good.

Being straight with you

What it can't do

Anyone selling you AI who won't tell you its limits is selling you a disappointment on a delay. Here's where this technology genuinely falls short.

  • It isn't a person, and callers can tellMost don't mind — they mind not getting through. But some will ask for a human, and it should hand them off gracefully rather than pretend.
  • It can't judge an emergency like you canIt follows the escalation rules we write. It won't improvise good judgement about a gas smell.
  • It's only as good as what it's toldVague pricing in, vague answers out. The setup work is where the quality comes from.
  • It won't fix a business problemIf you're not calling people back, an AI that books more calls will just make that more visible.
How it works here: AI drafts, a person approves. Nothing reaches a customer under your name that I haven't set up, tested and monitored — and you can read every transcript it produces. Third-party platform fees, where they apply, are passed through at cost.
Pricing

Three tiers, plus setup

Setup is $497 one-time — voice selection, a script written around your actual services, number porting, calendar and CRM connections, and two weeks of tuning against real calls. Waived with the Growth Engine and Market Leader builds, and on any annual prepay.

PlanWhat it doesIncludedMonthly
Answer 24/7 answering in your business's voice, message taking, spam and robocall screening, instant text summary of every call to your phone 200 min$149
Answer Pro Everything in Answer, plus live appointment booking into your calendar, FAQ and pricing answers, lead qualification, CRM sync, call recordings and transcripts 500 min$497
Answer Max Everything in Answer Pro, plus English and Spanish, call routing to the right person or crew, multi-location handling, emergency escalation rules, custom reporting 1,200 min$699
Setup & overage
One-time setup Script, voice, number, integrations, and two weeks of live tuning $497
Overage Billed only on what you actually use past your plan's minutes. No penalty, no forced upgrade. $0.75/min

Every price on this page is what you actually pay. No setup surprises, no "contact us for a quote," no annual lock-in. Ad spend and third-party software are billed to you directly at cost, never marked up.

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Automated texts before the job, plus rebooking outreach after a no-show.
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CRM & automated follow-up
Five-touch email and text sequence so no quote request goes cold.
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Start with the free audit.

Twenty minutes on the phone and a written review of your website, Google listing and social presence — what's missing, what it's likely costing you, and what I'd fix first. No charge, no obligation, and the audit is yours to keep whether or not you hire me.